The Mascot Madness! test
- Northwest Southeast Central School have never beaten Northwest West Academy at their annual track and field challenge because
A: they’re better at knitting than they are at sport B: they are losers C: Northwest West Academy will stop at nothing to win
- Mr Brainfright dresses up in a banana suit and dances around because
A: he’s bored B: he goes bananas C: he thinks it will inspire the students of Northwest Southeast Central School and lead them to victory
- Northwest West Academy’s mascot, a ferocious pit-bull terrier called Chomp, is trained to attack
A: postmen B: cats C: bananas
- When Henry McThrottle attempts the triple jump, instead of a hop, step and a jump he does
A: a burp, a dribble and a sneeze B: a twirl, a spin and the splits C: a stumble, a trip and a fall
- Mascot Madness! is
A: a new type of dance B: when a mascot gets angry C: a very funny book about running, jumping, throwing, winning, losing, cheating, chasing, biting and really hard squeezing.
The answers to these questions – and many more – are contained between the covers of Mascot Madness! – a very funny book about running, jumping, throwing, winning, losing, cheating, chasing, biting and really hard squeezing.